![]() There’s a reason so many people like Halloween.Those that don’t go mad every once in a while, eventually go mad permanently.What if the spiritual world is the job and the living world the vacation?.Nightmares will come pouring out of Hell when the Devil gets desperate.You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!.Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.Help, something is wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.Got two nipples for a dime? Come on, I’m a friend of your dad.I’m a necrophiliac, so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it!.I just want to be friends….with your insides.(Smell a girl) “I smell that you are in season… want to breed?”.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.“There’s a tornado, come in my basement”.You might want to call a bomb squad because there’s going to be an explosion in your anus.I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer.A good selection of herbs and spices helps make any kind of meat go down.Do you ever think when the hearse goes by, that you will be the next to die….Take a look at these creepy things to say to people and have fun! Here we have come up with the things which you can say to random people or the people you generally hand out. You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen… I’d like to put them in a jar on my desk so I can look at them all day.Every time I poop… it reminds me of you.I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear.I always knew you would die in my arms.I wonder what you look like… without the skin.Last night, I dreamt I murdered you… but here you are still alive… I’m so glad. ![]() I like your face so much, I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.I like you so much, I want to hug your internal organs.I’ll never let you go… Never… Never!… NEVER!.Remember when you were sitting on the toilet and you had the strangest feeling someone was watching you?… Yeah, that was me.I have diarrhea and I’m getting ready to blow. Hold on, I need to go to the toilet… OK I’m done.Let’s sew ourselves together… then we can hug forever.When you look out your window tonight, you might catch a glimpse of me.Can I feel your pulse? It’s getting slower… slower… slower… It stopped.You look just like my sister… who died under mysterious circumstances.I hope you don’t scream as much as the last one.Even a baby can be dangerous when given a sharp scalpel.We have listed some here, take a look at! Wanna have fun while texting? How about sending creepy texts to people? It may be the best prank if you can find the most fun and exciting creepy things to say over text. My hope is that one day I will be able to say, “I’ve killed a chicken.”.Stare at me much longer and I’ll pluck out your eye.We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.” -H.P. ![]() ![]()
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